The World of Cweepu Blorglesnarfs

I adore all my guy friends…they’re way better than girls.
They pretend to fap while I eat pizza.

*friend request accepted* Let the stalking begin »

this blog is hilarious

That’s my face like always

Ok seriously mermaids is the scariest thing ever I’m going to have nightmares it oh no

Friend: you're going to have a bajillion at once so you have a tv show
Me: oh my gosh that'd be so painful
Friend: you'd explode with babies
Me: oh my gosh haha bad mind pictures

You know you’re a nerd when the lamp you painted in second grade has pi signs on it.

Sith happens omfg I need that shirt

The mermaid on this documentary looks like Gotye.

Oh my goodness did you bring a casserole that was so generous of you
Come in come in we’re so glad you’re here
Just put your things at the door and make yourself at home
Oh my god Suzie is that a new hair cut, it looks fabulous

Oh my goodness did you bring a casserole that was so generous of you

Come in come in we’re so glad you’re here

Just put your things at the door and make yourself at home

Oh my god Suzie is that a new hair cut, it looks fabulous